I love you. That's all I can say. I love you more than words can express. I don't know if you're effective, I don't know if they ever clean the machines, but what I do know is that I am deeply and madly in love with you. I love that my workout is planned for me. I love that I'm not going to run into ultra-obnoxious men going there, I know that nobody is going to judge me if I look stupid using that machine. I love that there are bulletin boards decorated with colorful paper. You have won my heart, and hopefully, all of the fat around my midsection.
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